Things I will change once I am president.
1. No more televised debates that interfere with the general populace’s TV viewing pleasure. I’m thinking we have them at 10pm and if you are dumb enough to stay up to watch them then more power to you.
2. “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman will be my theme song.
3. The MLB Playoffs will start at 6pm wherever they are played.
4. More Taco Bells! More Taco Bells! More Taco Bells!
5. In addition, fake cheese will be served as an acceptable side to any gourmet dish
6. Speaking of elections everyone will have exactly 3 months to present why they should be elected…I will only need 30 minutes.
7. Chocolate will be declared good for you.
8. I have a crime bill for you…it involves me telling you what a dummy you are and pain. Problem solved.
9. Murder She Wrote reruns will be required viewing in the public schools…and maybe the private ones also.
10. There will be no fighting over education support. OF course we should support education funding…what a stupid stupid thing to fight about.
11. Being fashionably late will also apply to your work (I’ve been trying to implement this at The Enterprise but my boss is being stubborn).
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One Response to this post
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:53 pm
1. Murder She Wrote re-runs would be punishment in the school systems
2. Fashionably late at The Enterprise depends on your dept. I can pull it off well, but then again you don’t sell many adds at midnight.
3. Any time a debate interrupts with both Survivor and The Office, well there needs to be retribution.
4. Your three blogs this week leads me by one. I’ve been lazy.
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