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		<title>We&#8217;re moving!</title>
		<description>Sort of. In the same way a person moving to a new apartment in the same building is moving.

From now on, the official Snark-Infested Waters URL is http://capenews.net/blogs/snark-infested_waters/ , so please replace that in your bookmarks, since that's where all the new posts will appear. </description>
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		<title>&#8220;You&#8217;ll get nothing and like it!&#8221; Judge Smails (&#8221;Caddyshack&#8221;)</title>
		<description>So, you readers may have noticed that the Enterprise's main website is kinda -- what's the technical term? -- kerflooey. For that you can thank a Russian hacker bot.

No, seriously. The Russkies took us down. How wild is that?

The new site is definitely a work in progress, but from what ...</description>
		<link>http://capecodnow.net/wp_03/?p=185</link>
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		<title>At last, the truth comes out (click on the image to see it better)</title>
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		<title>If there had been rumors of my death, I&#8217;d say they&#8217;d been greatly exaggerated</title>
		<description>I know things have been kind of dead around here, but for good reason, I assure you. Three weeks ago, my co-reporter was on vacation, so I was pulling double-duty and really didn't have time to post. Two weeks ago I was trying to stock up on copy so I ...</description>
		<link>http://capecodnow.net/wp_03/?p=182</link>
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		<title>Wishing you a happy St. Patrick&#8217;s Day the best way I know how</title>
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		<link>http://capecodnow.net/wp_03/?p=181</link>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s reality check</title>
		<description>It took President Bush eight years to destroy the economy. It's going to take President Obama more than eight weeks to fix it. You can't call his plan a failure for a long time yet, so be patient and kindly shut the hell up for a while.

PS: Actively wishing for ...</description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a gas (tax)!</title>
		<description>There was a GOP-sponsored rally at the State House today to protest Governor Deval Patrick's proposed gas tax hike. Maybe you saw it on the news?

If you didn't it might have been because the turnout was lousy. Republican Party mouthpiece Barney Keller told the Associated Press the protest "went excellent" ...</description>
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		<title>Stimulus and response</title>
		<description>Ask a Republican about the stimulus bill President Obama signed into law yesterday and chances are they'll not just express their profound doubt that it'll ever have an effect, they'll wonder why the economy hasn't magically turned around already, or better, point to yesterday's stock market plunge (it hit a ...</description>
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		<title>Everything you ever wanted to know about sext but were afraid to ask</title>
		<description>Ah, there's nothing quite like the knee-jerk reaction of a community dealing with high-profile teen stupidity.

I'm going to assume you don't live in a cave and have heard about the six Falmouth teens (ages 12 to 14) who got nailed passing around via their cell phones a picture of a ...</description>
		<link>http://capecodnow.net/wp_03/?p=177</link>
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		<title>Vox populace</title>
		<description>Uproar of the month: a woman, single, living with her parents, already laden with six children, pops out eight more through the miracle of in vitro fertilization (the same way her first six were conceived, BTW). She has since hired a spokesman to leverage a media bidding war for her ...</description>
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